we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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