Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dear god my vagina.
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