mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
organizing the empties. That sober.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The Olympian is in my bed
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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