You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
