just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
4 words: hood of his car
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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