my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Tornado booty call.. dedication
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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