this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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