yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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