Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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