some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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