I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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