This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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