Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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