I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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