why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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