I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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