Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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