I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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