Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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