alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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