Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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