Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
