Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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