I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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