i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
40s are totally the cure
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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