Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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