he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
