So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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