Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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