Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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