the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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