I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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