ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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