I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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