im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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