i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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