There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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