I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
