she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
