Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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