Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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