summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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