yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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