would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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