So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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