My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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