That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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