Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she pinky promised me she was 18
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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