Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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