My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
