have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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