Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
she smelled like a LAN party
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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