Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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