Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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